Posts for Tuesday, 18 March 2008

The only difference between the Times (or any “respectable” news organization) and your TMZs are that the Times still has enough vestigial prestige that enough otherwise intelligent people who haven’t yet realized that there’s no longer anything particularly respectable about working for the paper have somehow convinced themselves that their take on the latest Obama viral video is somehow different or better than any other outfit’s simply because they write for the same peridoical in which Scotty Reston used to cover for JFK’s whoring (and by whoring, I mean “fucking whores”).
Because in order to become the person that is writing this now, I had to go through all the blood, sweat and spilled semen that makes up that industry. So if you have an issue with that part of my history, I’m sorry to hear that.
Red rage rose within her like the mercury in a toffee thermometer until she reached the boiling point of fudge.
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