Posts for Monday, 21 July 2008
We agreed that there should be a conspiracy by the blind to take over all levels of government.
also? today is one of those days i want to marry susannah breslin. or at least be a part of a weekend of tortured glory.
Two tough chicks forced to go soft by no choice of their own.
How many e-mails a day do you get? One hundred? Two hundred? Do you read them all?
Hopefully, no one will ever figure out we hate each other almost as much as we hate ourselves for being such culturally parasitic members of the human race.
i like masturbating to porn where they do the reverse cowgirl position
Dude, you’re dating a prostitute.
You’re a better writer, much better.
I like you first and second and third.
(via luminol*)
